elliot-amy:

hiveswap:

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied “i don’t know i’ve never heard these words in that order” and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn’t even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

localpubliclibrary:

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

radiofreederry:

I think people have forgotten what an album is supposed to be

ursjula:

burtoo:

8 Months - Brendon Burton

brucebocchi:

anatomiau:

and the gender neutral soldier

okay but what if a gender neutral male-a-wish kid

aseriesofunfortunatejan:

beguines:

Leila Chatti, “Postcard from Gone”

[Image description:

A poem in black text on a white background, reading:

“When you left I walked
into the ocean. Not to
drown but to be held

by something
reluctant
to let go. Don’t

make this bigger
than it is, which is big
enough to swallow

whales
and civilizations.
I joined

the blue, I was blue.
And when I looked
down, I shattered

and reformed
so many times, you know, I couldn’t catch
a clear look at myself.”

End ID]

angel-with-a-heart:

growaglow:

@puerilismus

ΜΑΓΕΙΡΕΥΩ ΤΩΡΑ

buttpoems:

unpardonablesins:

art + lemony snicket

x x x x x

huariqueje:

Gertrude ’s Garden  - Rory Hutton , 2023.

Scottish , b. 1980s

Digital linocut in colours on silk , 35 2/5 × 35 2/5 in. 90 × 90 cm.